Being taken seriously despite good looks: a primer

I'm like Virginia Woolf but not as smart.
Cultural critique/ complaints about how expensive sushi is at Harris Teeter.

This is the cool part of my day. The rest of it is an quaking anxiety jello that I can’t get out of because no matter what you do, you’re either making yourself dead(er) or showing yourself for a total fool. View high resolution

This is the cool part of my day. The rest of it is an quaking anxiety jello that I can’t get out of because no matter what you do, you’re either making yourself dead(er) or showing yourself for a total fool.

Maybe I am forgetting how to feel so much. Maybe it’s a good thing. View high resolution

Maybe I am forgetting how to feel so much. Maybe it’s a good thing.

kylerrobert:

you know it’s easy to be all “its the circle of life” when you’re the king of the pride lands. but what’s that poor zebra thinking when it’s dying ?

check your privilege, mufasa

in a cave googling Ranciere and avoiding my phone after 8 hours of work. seriously considering going to the Family Fun community concert down the street because what the fuck is my life. i don’t want to go to birthday parties; i don’t want to go to shows.
only turning my phone back on if the world collectively agrees to message me killer freud quotes AND/OR compliments re: my butt.

Kill me bye. View high resolution

in a cave googling Ranciere and avoiding my phone after 8 hours of work. seriously considering going to the Family Fun community concert down the street because what the fuck is my life. i don’t want to go to birthday parties; i don’t want to go to shows.

only turning my phone back on if the world collectively agrees to message me killer freud quotes AND/OR compliments re: my butt.

Kill me bye.

Here is every relationship I ever have, condensed

  • oh you’re cute
  • let’s have sex
  • oh fuck you’re dumb
  • [trying to ignore it]
  • [trying to ignore it]
  • [can’t ignore], ok we’re done
  • except for sex one more time
  • ok and maybe another
  • I guess I’ll stay over
  • fuck
  • I’m leaving, ok?
  • (I’m fine for like five minutes)
  • SHIT WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH. IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE MY BODY ACHED YEARNINGLY BENEATH THE CARESS OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
  • oh you’re cute (repeat until you kill yourself)

Cool news: unless I find a handsome late 30 something  to have sex with who will also let me camp in his nice apartment, I renounce my life and its imports.

traditional dutch prayer:

“Dear God, if you make me independently wealthy today or tomorrow, I will stop being such a cunt, thx.”

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